A downloadable game for Windows

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TNA - Tits and Assteroids is a silly game all about, well, read the title.

Paying homage to the seminal classic, Asteroids, TNA features timeless gameplay, two graphical game modes, a stellar soundtrack, and lots of chuckles.


Aptly named "Kids" and "Grown-ups", you'll either be blasting assorted pectoral bits and the occasional ass, or a selection of jugs, melons, tits (the birds), and the occasional ass(rocket-powered donkey)!


An eclectic soundtrack featuring seven tracks from AudioSprite's Return to the Midnight City album, and seven tracks from Dickwizard's self-titled album. Just shoot the radio to skip ahead.


You'll turn your ship! You'll accelerate! You'll decelerate! You'll shoot things! You'll even set off large bombs every once in a while! You'll be doing these things either with a mouse and keyboard, or a game controller.

As time passes, the game level increases. Each time, the game speeds up, the background changes, and you earn a score multiplier equal to your current level.

In addition, you earn an extra life and an additional bomb with each 15,000 points earned.


Design, programming, SFX, and graphics by Dave Vogt-

Backgrounds and kids mode assets photographed,
UI and adults mode assets (poorly) pieced together in Gimp.

Fonts licensed by Mans Greback

Music by Audio Sprite and Dickwizard




Published 11 hours ago
StatusReleased
PlatformsWindows
Authorludicrousda3ve
GenreAction
Tags2D, Adult, Arcade, Funny
ContentNo generative AI was used

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Buy Now$2.00 USD or more

In order to download this game you must purchase it at or above the minimum price of $2 USD. You will get access to the following files:

TNA.zip 76 MB

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